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Going cheap
"Knives for sale"
I've discovered I am a knife rack!
An assorted collection of steel in my back.
A usefully located cleaver in my heart.
No need to add a sharpener to your cart.
A simple removing and returning,
As it's self sharpening.
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Nothing new here...
Needing the impossible?
Is honest communication so hard to be achieved,
Maybe I'm the one that's being deceived?
Is it too much to ask,
Or simple too hard a task?
Is it not the basics of a good relationship?
I known it's what need from friendships.
It takes time and trust,
The latter being my biggest must.
Just like respect it doesn't come for free,
It's earned like Nectar points from Sainsbury.
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How to get blood from a stone
This expression has always confused me until today. I used a bit of lateral thinking. Sadly the answer is very simple. Take stone that you wish blood from in right hand, nestled in palm face up. Move hand in the counter direction of gravities flow and toward a soft fleshy part of ones own kranium. And strike.
Sometimes you get lucky and the blood appear rapidly others require the repeat application of said rule to receive results.
And there you have it "how to get blood from a stone."
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A game of 2 halves!?
You may or may not be aware but my local football team are playing today for a chance to be part of The FA Premiership. KO started at 15:00 against Bristol City at Wembly. The town has been decorated in celebration of us achieving such a feat at last. 37,000 Hull City fans are their to cheer our boys on. There is supposed to be £60million in it for which ever team wins. Wow. Either way there is a really positive atmosphere in the city today. Let's hope this stays to being a game of 2 halves and doesn't go the way of the Champions League final for Chelsea. It was a great game and a shame for Chelsea not to win but that's the danger of penalties.
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A throw away comment?
Last night whilst talking with a rather drunken friend I made the following statement.
Life is the inconvient moments between birth and death.
I think I won't be getting that job as a greeting card writer after all.
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Beautiful agony
No not the website showing people's orgasm faces. I'm refering to the last 3 films that have arrived from lovefilm.
Mrs Henmderson Presents: A very beautiful semi-factiual account of a widow who decdides to open a threatre. I won't spoil the story but it's touching and has a dame in it and an "it's good to talk" penis.
Syriana: stark and slow burning drama about oil proliferation, spies and murder. Apolitical? I'll let you decide.
The Contant Gardener never before has a film touched me so deeply. may be due to my current emotional state!? A beautiul love story entiwined in a shocking thriller involving pharmacutical companies. Should have been sponsoired by keenex.
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Last night I was in a dream I never wanted to leave....
I'm not really gonna go into much detail in this post, surfice to say that one of the main protaganists was someone I've not seen for a while. You may find a poem that refers to the 1st time I'd seen them in a long time.
The dream was some kind of strange love triangle and I simply didn't want to leave my imagination in full over drive. But I can't spend all day in "Bedfordshire" more's the pity.
Sadly I don't think this dream is in anyway prophetic but who knows.
It did lead me to panadoras box with pictures and noticed that said person has a profile. I've been avoiding this site for the whole reason of our lives have been doing well without each other in them. I don't think I should rock the boat. As tempted as I may be I think my fanasties and dreams should stay just that.
The chances of the person ever reading these words is so slim to me almost inprobable. A bit like them randomly dialing a number into a phone and getting my home number.
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